Putting you in a shadow and leaving you there until the carnival properly relocated. [ And who even knows how long that would be. Childermass is completely deadpan about it, saying that, so whether he's serious or not... ] Out of sight, out of mind, as they say. Preferably out of the Ringmaster's mind. I don't see her having a problem with your own solution, however, so that will be what we go with.
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